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Use the lazer to draw a penis on the moon

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Billie Tyer

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Captain here, in 2015, Czech Republic started an EU-funded project south of Prague for 340 million $ that should end up being a CERN-like scientific base researching on biology, chemistry or astrophysics with teams from the US, India, EU, China or Russia. When it was started, they were expected to have a system of four lasers intensifying light ten times higher than existing systems by the end of 2017 (in the end, it seems there will be one in Czechia made with mainly the British and one in Romania made with mainly the French, the ELI (organisation founded for those projects) being based in Hungary, Czechia and Romania). The laser in Romania was built and tested in Paris by Thales before being shipped off (they're hopping it will be powerful enough to destroy nuclear waste)

Ana Kolevska

Michelle Donley

Brittany Quillen

…for a few femtoseonds.

Enelrahc Nahilaam

How many AAA batteries are needed to work that motherfucker?

Rebecca Carothers

Ami Skinner

From eli-beams ELI will comprise several different branches: Attosecond Light Pulse Source (ELI-ALPS, Szeged, HU): Attosecond facility providing light between THz and X-ray frequency range for developers and users in the form of ultrashort pulses with high repetition rate. ELI-Beamlines (ELI BL, Dolní Břežany, CZ): High-energy beam facility, responsible for development and use of ultra-short pulses of high-energy particles and radiation stemming from the ultra-relativistic interaction. Nuclear Physics Facility (ELI-NP, Magurele, RO) User facility with ultra-intense 10 PW laser beam and a brilliant gamma source (up to 19 MeV), enabling also brilliant neutron beam generation with a largely controlled variety of energies A fourth site for Ultra-High-Field Science centered on direct physics of the unprecedented laser field strength is yet to be decided.

Amy Owens Burbol

So the Czech republic is using the power generated from 1.6 million nuclear power plants to make a laser instead of giving their people cheaper power? GG 5/7

Danielle Hope Faison

No mention of Lithuania? Checz and Hungarian lasers are built by two Lithuanian companies.

Arslan Chaudhary

Would it win against a mirror tho?

Ana Ruiz

And they’re powering it with what? Magic? Also there’s no way it has 100% efficiency so that’s even more power.

Cassy Heichel

I hope something goes wrong and everyone involved dies so we stop wasting government money on stuff like that like this and improve schools, streets, the housing market and the job market instead

Lori Ann Whitaker

Kind of a captain here. The numbers are impressive, but the reality is this: I don't know the specifications of the laser they are building, but with these high power research lasers, the power is high, but the energy is relatively low. Power is energy per time unit. So one watt is 1 joule per second. If I crate a laser pulse of 1 joule, which only lasts 0.000001 s (1 microsecond), the power would be 1 million watts. A megawatt laser! Sounds impressive eh? For comparison; if i want to bring a cup of cold tap water to a boil, it would require ~56500 joules. What if I just want to raise the temperature one degree Celsius? ~630 joules. Don't be blinded by how much power those lasers have. They are still impressive though.

Bobbie Martin

They were so busy thinking if they could and never stopped asking if they should.

Carolyn Sproles

And do they intend to catch their own star to provide enough power to fuel this bitch for 1 sec?

Conika Yates

This power is over very short pulse. It's more useful to talk about energy of the pulse(s).

Sharon Perkins

Ehhh judging from what i read in the comments its not a viable source of power so whats it for then?

Cornelius Martin

That much power drawn will result in Europe sucking at the gas reservoirs in Russia directly. No need to pressurise the pipelines.

KD Wilson

Captain here Some lasers are strong enough to blind people if they look at the dot it makes on a black wall This motherfucker could permenatly blind a nation if they used it on the moon tho that’s what I’m expecting

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